Florida
Bozo errantly calls 911 to his motel where he has 6-foot crucifix he stole from church tucked in his bed: authorities
Jacob Vanderburg, 31, was taken into custody by Sumner County Sheriff’s deputies after they discovered the large wooden that was robbed from a Florida church.
This alleged bungling bandit didn’t have a prayer.
A thieving bozo accidentally called 911 to his Tennessee motel where he had a 6-foot crucifix he allegedly stole from a church oddly tucked in his bed Wednesday night, according to authorities.
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